Driven to the edge, where sentences silently suicide, this uneventful, thoughtless and infantile pap has beaten me.

~ Scott Macdonald -

Driven to the edge, where sentences silently suicide, this uneventful, thoughtless and infantile pap has beaten me.

~ Scott Macdonald -

The plot is repro sans style. The acting is like an Amazon parcel, half empty

~ Angus Wolfe Murray -

The plot is repro sans style. The acting is like an Amazon parcel, half empty

~ Angus Wolfe Murray -

If you thought building a theme park full of live dinosaurs was a bad idea, wait until you see this theme park built around an active volcano.

~ Jennie Kermode -

If you thought building a theme park full of live dinosaurs was a bad idea, wait until you see this theme park built around an active volcano.

~ Jennie Kermode -

Watchable and competent, if ultimately unsatisfying, actioner.

~ Stephen Carty -

Watchable and competent, if ultimately unsatisfying, actioner.

~ Stephen Carty -

This is a half-decent Episode 1 of an action summer blockbuster.

~ Symon Parsons -

This is a half-decent Episode 1 of an action summer blockbuster.

~ Symon Parsons -

The casting is so unimaginative that you know who the dodgy characters are by checking the names on the billboard.

~ Angus Wolfe Murray -

The casting is so unimaginative that you know who the dodgy characters are by checking the names on the billboard.

~ Angus Wolfe Murray -

The Expendables 2 has the cast you feel the first one should've had - though Steven Seagal is really needed to complete the alignment of the planets - but it fails to craft anything really unique on its own with these assets.

~ Owen Van Spall -

The Expendables 2 has the cast you feel the first one should've had - though Steven Seagal is really needed to complete the alignment of the planets - but it fails to craft anything really unique on its own with these assets.

~ Owen Van Spall -